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Shop our Store: Funny Birthday Cards
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Front of greeting card:
"It's your birthday... "
Inside:
"Hope the beer fairy is good to you"
Card Order #: 289
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Front of greeting card:
"The epidemic that is "butt dialing" "
Inside:
"Happy Birthday from the bottom of my… "
Card Order #: 271
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Front of greeting card:
"It's your birthday..."
Inside:
"Remember to stop and eat the roses"
Card Order #: 272
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Front of greeting card:
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Inside:
"May you never lose your giddyup
Happy Birthday"
Card Order #: 274
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Front of greeting card:
"The many uses of the chip clip"
Inside:
"Nice to see you're keepin' it fresh
Happy Birthday"
Card Order #: 277
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Front of greeting card:
"Animal Flatulence"
Inside:
"Have a rippin' good birthday"
Card Order #: 278
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Front of greeting card:
"Another Birthday?"
Inside:
"They just seem to come out of nowhere
Happy Birthday"
Card Order #: 280
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Front of greeting card:
"Things you shouldn't do naked"
Inside:
"And that about covers it
Happy Birthday"
Card Order #: 281
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Front of greeting card:
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Inside:
"Hope your birthday is a winner"
Card Order #: 286
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Front of greeting card:
"Oh great, I left it at home!"
"Getting older can make you
a little forgetful..."
Inside:
"At least you don't have detachable parts
Happy Birthday"
Card Order #: 249
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Front of greeting card:
"I hope your birthday doesn’t suck
I hope you are a lucky duck
Be glad you quack and do not cluck
Another birthday, oh what the …"
Inside:
"Heck you look fantastic!
Happy Birthday"
Card Order #: 267
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Front of greeting card:
"You’re not getting older
until your bra size …"
Inside:
"Has the word "long" in it
Happy Birthday"
Card Order #: 212
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Front of greeting card:
"I’ll have the beagle and cream cheese"
"It’s your birthday..."
Inside:
"Treat yourself"
Card Order #: 251
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Front of greeting card:
"Hey look, I’m a bucket of chicken"
"Sure, you are getting older …"
Inside:
"But you’ve got some nice wings,
breasts and thighs
Happy Birthday"
Card Order #: 262
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Front of greeting card:
"Butt types:
The Smile
Cinnabuns
Inflate-a-Butt
The Pancake"
Inside:
"Hope your day is everything it
was cracked up to be
Happy Birthday"
Card Order #: 264
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Front of greeting card:
"At a corndog birthday party"
"Dude, your wiener is showing…"
Inside:
"Hang loose on your birthday"
Card Order #: 261
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Front of greeting card:
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Inside:
"Hope your wiener is getting the
occasional workout
Happy Birthday"
Card Order #: 268
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Front of greeting card:
"Everyone have their floatation device?"
Inside:
"Hope you’re keepin’ it real
Happy Birthday"
Card Order #: 265
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Front of greeting card:
"Oh it’s good … but I prefer it
out of the can"
"It’s your birthday …"
Inside:
"Celebrate with your usual taste
and sophistication"
Card Order #: 266
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Front of greeting card:
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Inside:
"Hope your birthday scores a
big two thongs up"
Card Order #: 270
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Front of greeting card:
"A squirrel birthday poem:
"Happy birthday to you
You can bet your sweet butt
to insure you a great birthday"
Inside:
"I'd give you my left nut
Happy Birthday"
Card Order #: 233
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Front of greeting card:
"I wouldn't say you're getting older..."
Inside:
"Just going into extra innings
Happy Birthday"
Card Order #: 158
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Front of greeting card:
"Boobing for apples"
"It's your birthday..."
Inside:
"It's okay to double dip"
Card Order #: 231
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Inside:
"Dream on!
Happy Birthday"
Card Order #: 1054
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Front of greeting card:
"Popular golf hairstyles: the divot, the rough,
the back nine, the green"
Inside:
"Hope your birthday is a cut above"
Card Order #: 224
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Front of greeting card:
"Despite their formal appearance, penguins
can actually be quite crude"
Inside:
"Happy birthday to a classy individual"
Card Order #: 1031
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Front of greeting card:
"Apparently there's been a mix up...
You've been getting 'butox' injections"
Inside:
"Have a swell birthday"
Card Order #: 226
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Front of greeting card:
"Toot Owl"
Inside:
"Stop farting around and
have a great birthday"
Card Order #: 207
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Front of greeting card:
"Check out the comb over"
Inside:
"Hope your birthday is wild and wooly
Happy Birthday"
Card Order #: 209
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Front of greeting card:
"Push-up Bra"
Inside:
"You're holding up well
Happy Birthday"
Card Order #: 166
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Front of greeting card:
"From here on it's life in the fast lane..."
Inside:
"At 40 MPH and with your turn signal flashing
Happy Birthday"
Card Order #: 191
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Front of greeting card:
"Important words to remember
as we get older..."
Inside:
"Two thongs don't make a right
Happy Birthday"
Card Order #: 201
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Front of greeting card:
"On your birthday..."
Inside:
"Don't forget to pamper yourself"
Card Order #: 165
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Front of greeting card:
"Being off your rocker doesn't
mean you're crazy..."
Inside:
"Just not hanging on tight enough
Happy Birthday"
Card Order #: 168
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Front of greeting card:
"A tiny, yet majestic creature,
'The Butt Ox'"
Inside:
"Hope things are good on your end
Happy Birthday"
Card Order #: 196
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Front of greeting card:
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Inside:
"Some people will do anything to avoid wrinkles
Happy Birthday
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Card Order #: 1032
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Front of greeting card:
"I'd swear there were arms on that chair"
Inside:
"The mind is the first thing to go
Happy Birthday"
Card Order #: 1036
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Front of greeting card:
"Chicken Breast Implants"
Inside:
"Hope your birthday is just unbelievable"
Card Order #: 174
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Front of greeting card:
"Happy birthday to you"
Inside:
"You're someone I hold deer"
Card Order #: 176
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Front of greeting card:
"Wasn't there a paper thingy on that muffin?"
Inside:
"As we get older
we have to watch what we eat
Happy Birthday"
Card Order #: 183
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Front of greeting card:
"There is life after 40!"
Inside:
"There may not be sex,
hair, or many teeth, but there is life!
Happy Birthday "
Card Order #: 189
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Front of greeting card:
"I don't know that the cup size changes..."
Inside:
"But I think they get
a little lower in the cabinet
Happy Birthday"
Card Order #: 194
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Front of greeting card:
"No really... There's a mole on your butt"
"Another year older..."
Inside:
"Butt you wear it well
Happy Birthday"
Card Order #: 244
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Front of greeting card:
"Who had the pancakes?"
"Another birthday..."
Inside:
"And you're still stacked
Happy Birthday"
Card Order #: 237
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Front of greeting card:
"Perhaps the most noble
of all rescue animals:
The Lavatory Retriever"
Inside:
"I hope your birthday delivers"
Card Order #: 198
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