Shop our Store: Funny Birthday Cards

Front of greeting card:

"A squirrel birthday poem:

"Happy birthday to you
You can bet your sweet butt
to insure you a great birthday"

Inside:

"I'd give you my left nut
Happy Birthday"

Card Order #: 233

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Front of greeting card:

"I wouldn't say you're getting older..."

Inside:

"Just going into extra innings
Happy Birthday"

Card Order #: 158

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Front of greeting card:

"Boobing for apples"
"It's your birthday..."

Inside:

"It's okay to double dip"

Card Order #: 231

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Inside:

"Have a first class birthday"

Card Order #: 1025

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Front of greeting card:

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Inside:

"Dream on!
Happy Birthday"

Card Order #: 1054

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Front of greeting card:

"Popular golf hairstyles: the divot, the rough,
the back nine, the green"

Inside:

"Hope your birthday is a cut above"

Card Order #: 224

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Front of greeting card:

"Despite their formal appearance, penguins
can actually be quite crude"

Inside:

"Happy birthday to a classy individual"

Card Order #: 1031

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Front of greeting card:

"Apparently there's been a mix up...
You've been getting 'butox' injections"

Inside:

"Have a swell birthday"

Card Order #: 226

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Front of greeting card:

"Toot Owl"

Inside:

"Stop farting around and
have a great birthday"

Card Order #: 207

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Front of greeting card:

"Check out the comb over"

Inside:

"Hope your birthday is wild and wooly
Happy Birthday"

Card Order #: 209

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Front of greeting card:

"Push-up Bra"

Inside:

"You're holding up well
Happy Birthday"

Card Order #: 166

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Front of greeting card:

"From here on it's life in the fast lane..."

Inside:

"At 40 MPH and with your turn signal flashing
Happy Birthday"

Card Order #: 191

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Front of greeting card:

"Important words to remember
as we get older..."

Inside:

"Two thongs don't make a right
Happy Birthday"

Card Order #: 201

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Front of greeting card:

"Woman faking an organism"

Inside:

"I hope your birthday
is particularly satisfying"

Card Order #: 164

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Front of greeting card:

"On your birthday..."

Inside:

"Don't forget to pamper yourself"

Card Order #: 165

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Inside:

"Wishing you a little bit of everything
on your birthday"

Card Order #: 151

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Front of greeting card:

"Peking Duck"

Inside:

"Just checking in to
wish you a Happy Birthday"

Card Order #: 167

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Front of greeting card:

"Being off your rocker doesn't
mean you're crazy..."

Inside:

"Just not hanging on tight enough
Happy Birthday"

Card Order #: 168

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Front of greeting card:

"A tiny, yet majestic creature,
'The Butt Ox'"

Inside:

"Hope things are good on your end
Happy Birthday"

Card Order #: 196

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Inside:

"Some people will do anything to avoid wrinkles
Happy Birthday "

Card Order #: 1032

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Front of greeting card:

"I'd swear there were arms on that chair"

Inside:

"The mind is the first thing to go
Happy Birthday"

Card Order #: 1036

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Front of greeting card:

"If getting older is starting to bother you, rub a little Viagra on your face..."

Inside:

"And keep a stiff upper lip
Happy Birthday"

Card Order #: 170

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Front of greeting card:

"Chicken Breast Implants"

Inside:

"Hope your birthday is just unbelievable"

Card Order #: 174

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Front of greeting card:

"Happy birthday to you"

Inside:

"You're someone I hold deer"

Card Order #: 176

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Front of greeting card:

"Wasn't there a paper thingy on that muffin?"

Inside:

"As we get older
we have to watch what we eat
Happy Birthday"

Card Order #: 183

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Front of greeting card:

"There is life after 40!"

Inside:

"There may not be sex,
hair, or many teeth, but there is life!
Happy Birthday "

Card Order #: 189

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Inside:

"Just a note to wish you a Happy Birthday"

Card Order #: 190

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Front of greeting card:

"Goldie Locks and the Three Beers"

Inside:

"I hope your birthday is just right"

Card Order #: 159

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Inside:

"I hope your birthday is
something to wag about"

Card Order #: 192

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Front of greeting card:

"I don't know that the cup size changes..."

Inside:

"But I think they get
a little lower in the cabinet
Happy Birthday"

Card Order #: 194

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Front of greeting card:

"Since it's your birthday..."

Inside:

"I thought you would appreciate something other than 'Spam' in your mailbox
Happy Birthday"

Card Order #: 169

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Front of greeting card:

"Perhaps the most noble
of all rescue animals:
The Lavatory Retriever"

Inside:

"I hope your birthday delivers"

Card Order #: 198

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